You're all letting down your community. I hope you know that. Now let me tell you a little about myself.
I was born. In a barn. Mamma died and my daddy got drunk. Left me here to. Die alone. In the middle of Tobacco Road.
BUT IT'S HOME
THE ONLY LIFE I'VE EVER KNOWN
That should speak to you. This place is home to you nerds. Anyway, yeah, community meeting over at the IRC shack. Make some new fucking friends, I don't know.
Toppers is back with a brand new jam. This is Toppers, season three. Y'all fuckers better appreciate. So stop being so fucking anti-social and get on the IRC, will you? Yeah? Will you fucking do that for me? Great. Wonderful. Oh and bonzi_06 did give blaiddddraig AIDS.
Sima is actually crying. You're all fucking heartless. Wanna get in on some action? Come to the IRC. I even have a bitch here for y'all to cyber, if you're that way inclined.
JUST FUCKING GET OVER HERE YOU PUSSIES CHRIST
Okay, adios. Toppers out.
DROP THE MIC