Once upon a time, there was a dude named Gabriel. He was waiting fervently for a game that was announced on his birthday - the long awaited Assassin's Creed III. But as with any source of joy, there were those who would take it from us.
In came the army of trolls, anons, and genuinely offended Internet users. Their case? Connor, the newly introduced badass did not kill any Continentals, also known as the Bluecoats. They were convinced that the upcoming game would be another season of Red Vs Blue. Despite the many reassurances on Ubisoft's part, and an attempt by our valiant bro in the form of a blog, there were still many who were not convinced, and would not be, until they had seen Connor kill a Bluecoat with their own eyes.
Well ladies and gentlemen, the day has come. You asketh, and Ubisoft provideth. Here lies the road to your salvation. Enjoy every second of it as Connor stabs a Bluecoat with a bayonet, and procedes to fire the musket, downing another with the grace that only slow motion can provide. Then bask in the glory of Connor as he jumps into a group of Bluecoats and performs his by-now infamous Tomahawk air assassination on their unsuspecting leader.
I'm glad we can finally put this childish topic behind us and focus on the awesomeness that is to come. Safety and Peace to you my brothers and sisters.