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The Battle of the Asylum

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This is where the participants of the Battle of the Asylum will resolve the conflict XD Don't take this seriously, I don't really care, only a useless blog post XD


The Asylum:

Muddafukka

  • Wolf Dragon - Commander
  • Black Eagle - Assassin... kinda. (Will work for cake too).
  • Joel - ....
  • Ninjutsu guy - Ninjutsu guy
  • Wolf Dragon's army - 199

The story so far:


Bloody dandy (I told you War XD), that's brilliant.

20 hours ago by 'R BlaiddDdraigReply  delete edit *No one uses a War Clown trademark and get's away with it.

R BlaiddDdraig gets picked up by War Clown's goons (a.k.a the Asylum) and gets dragged away from his computer desktop to Nigeria.

18 hours ago by War Clowndelete edit
  • 'R BlaiddDdraig promptly escapes the clutches of the evil Asylum, morphs into his true form, and flies away, scorching everything in his path.
18 hours ago by 'R BlaiddDdraigdelete edit
  • War Clown calls upon the rest of the Asylum located all over the world to search for the Wolf Dragon's whereabouts, starting at Oz.

We'll get you soon enough Ddraig!

18 hours ago by War Clowndelete edit
  • The WolfDragon laughs, as he lives in the rough side of town, and if the Asylum wants to reach him, then they best be packin' a six shooter and a lead pipe, otherwise the different gangs will be lookin' to pop a 40 in their heads.
18 hours ago by 'R BlaiddDdraigdelete edit
  • The Asylum has been extensively trained in dragon slaying, military combat, and also handling gang wars (thanks to Dragon Age, Killzone, and GTA: San Andreas). The Asylum has mauled all of the gangs that were located at Ddraig's town, and has the Wolf Dragon surrounded at his lair.

We got you'z surrounded bub. Chief, deal with him.

Juan's second in command, Ricardo Blanco, steps in with a megaphone R.B: Sir, we have you surrounded. I suggest you surrender now before we get the Grey Wardens here.

18 hours ago by War Clowndelete edit history
  • I know his weakness!
    "Oi! Il debole drago!"
    Thief watches as Blaidd blows himself up in rage. It's just too bad he took the whole Wikia community down with him. LOL
18 hours ago by ThiefACdelete edit history
  • Hmmm, The WolfDragon bursts out of the roof of his house and flies to New Zealand, heading towards Auckland. And no GTA training will help you there, NZ gangs are bloody intense and fearless.
18 hours ago by 'R BlaiddDdraigdelete edit
  • ThiefAC uses guilt as a distraction
    New Zealand? Haven't they suffered enough already with all the earthquakes?! You don't want to start a warzone over there.. you're cold, man!
17 hours ago by ThiefACdelete edit history
  • Hey, I'm just fleeing from the Asylum, they're the ones bringing the funk to town.
17 hours ago by 'R BlaiddDdraigdelete edit
  • AssassinRome is now acting as a personal Assassin, whom anyone can hire. And he has already interrogated a Juan Blanco goon.

I know what you're really up to War!

10 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit history
  • Me... me me me, I'm hiring you. And if those rascals in the Asylum try a counter offer, I'm prepared to double your pay, and give you Wednesday afternoons and every third weekend off, and don't get me started on casual Fridays ideas, I'm thinking SUPER CAS': trackies and a singlet, footwear optional, but we'll go over all that in the contract. Now, your first assignment, I want you to capture a Grey Warden, mostly just so I can see what it is.....
10 hours ago by 'R BlaiddDdraigdelete edit
  • You're no Assassin if you don't fight for a good cause, Rome...
    so join the Asylum and get a synthetic thumb-lighter enhancement, click your fingers and a blaze of fire shall appear! Join now! Because working for a WolfDragon is like working for The Hulk.. it's bad!

[1]Added by ThiefAC 10 hours ago by ThiefACdelete edit history

  • I join the Asylum, with Juan Blanco and the Black Panther in their fight against Blaidd. Consider yourself dead, muddafukka!
9 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit
  • Panther! Round up Juan's goons, and get all the guns you can provide them with! I'm bringing the fight to Blaidd! And bring me a sword!
9 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit history
  • Unless, Blaidd can offer me £450,000, then who knows? You might be seeing a certain Grey Warden.
9 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit
  • A thumb lighter, please, you see that Rome, first they insult you, then offer a terrible gimmick as a reward to join their evil cause. Bet those casual Friday's are looking pretty good right now, aye.
9 hours ago by 'R BlaiddDdraigdelete edit
  • I'm willing to serve them or you, but I hold all the cards. I know Juan's true intentions. I have you willing to give me a good payment. And if I work for the Black Panther I have weapons, and an army of Juan's goons, ready for a direct assault.
9 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit
  • Ooo! Dramatic.. -finds random Hobo on the street and ignites him on fire with his thumb lighter and grins at Rome- You're going to miss your thumb-lighter if you leave.
9 hours ago by ThiefACdelete edit history
  • It's anyone's call now! I hold all the cards, I win whoever hires me. But Blaidd, you're up against a army, you went into hiding too. Do you really want a Pro Assassin on their side as well?
9 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit history
  • Like a give a fudge about a Thumb lighter!
9 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit
  • That's it! I now work for Blaidd, loyal too, I'm capturing the Grey Warden and I might spill the bean on Juan's real intentions.
9 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit
  • £450 000, that's all you want, I could give that away. Sure, you're hired back to my cause. (£450 000 is like $7.95 in Australian Dollars, right?)
9 hours ago by 'R BlaiddDdraigdelete edit
  • Money or not, I want to see Juan and the Black Panther reduced to nothing once I'm done with them. Blaidd, we need a Muddafukka army!
9 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit
  • Rome, you just lost all your dignity in less than 5 minutes right then by switching teams AGAIN. Hahaha... XD
    Anyway, I'm going to sleep now. I ain't scared of a future TEAMKILLER.. eh, I wouldn't trust him Blaidd.. just take his wallet and run. XD
    Oh wait.. I already have. LOL.
9 hours ago by ThiefACdelete edit
  • Rome, you ever played Army of Two?..... Neither have I, but the name says it all, I think we got this. But if that doesn't work, if they're going to get things from games. Then we'll recruit the Heroes Guild (Fable), and the Fighters Guild, Thieves Guild, Mages Guild, Dark Brotherhood and Daedric Minions (Oblivion). And seeing as we got all that, why not just invite the entire fucking Covenant (Halo). OH SNAP, SHIT WILL BE GETTIN' THROWN DOWN NOW.
9 hours ago by 'R BlaiddDdraigdelete edit
  • Start recruiting and get me a sword. I'm going to capture the Grey Warden, once I interrogated him I'll report back to you!
9 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit
  • What the--! oO What has transpired here!? This calls for drastic measures.

Ricardo Blanco calls upon the Asylum's special task force, the Lunatics, and dispatches them to New Zealand. Juan then calls upon his personal verdugo (executioner) Mateo Peña, to hunt down the whistle-blower/so-called hired assassin, AssassinRome.

Juan then lights his cigarette using his synthetic thumb lighter while watching everything transpire from his big-screen TV. After an hour, he changes the channel, and watches Family Guy instead

8 hours ago by War Clowndelete edit
  • You changed the channel cus' you couldn't bare to watch your army getting obliterated by ours, didn't ya'. DIDN'T YA'!
8 hours ago by 'R BlaiddDdraigdelete edit
  • Nope, I changed it cuz' it's the rerun of the Family Guy-Star Wars crossover, the one I missed!

Juan watches Luke Skywalker's first time at the Cantina, and see's Roger the Alien from American Dad.'

OMG IT'S ROGER!!!! And now he's gone....Oh well, back to the Dragon Slaughter.

8 hours ago by War Clowndelete edit
  • Too bad, Juan! Yor're "Assassin" is now dead, I snapped his weak neck. Bah, next time send a real Assassin. Blaidd, I'm tracking down the Black Panther, repeat, Operation: Panther Hunt is in progress.
8 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit
  • Ha! I love American Dad too, Juan! But enough! Back to war!
8 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit
  • How dare you insult me, Juan. No matter how many goons you send to New Zealand they will walk right into a trap, a slaughter! I'm a one man army! And Blaidd is their killer!
8 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit history
  • Yeah well, here's something you never knew about the Black Panther: He's the ACTUAL Black Panther of the Avengers! And every single man in my army already is, A ONE MAN ARMY! Dudes, call in everybody! Finish them!

The Avengers (Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk and Captain America) paired with the Asylum and the Lunatics Task Force, murdered the Wolf Dragon and AssassinRome, while Juan watched it all transpire, in 3DTV too.

8 hours ago by War Clowndelete edit
  • Hell no, that's not how this shit goes down, did you not see my awesome army. They can't be defeated, they only win. The WolfDragon and Black Eagle look as War watches a staged play of our deaths, thus allowing us to do a super mega awesome sneak/surprise attack.
7 hours ago by 'R BlaiddDdraigdelete edit
  • Hah! A super mega sneak attack? I didn't have my army and me practice CQC with Naked Snake/Big Boss for nothing!

Juan and his men deal with the Wolf Dragon's men, MGS style. Juan and all of the Asylum then lights a cigarette using their thumb lighters.

7 hours ago by War Clowndelete edit
  • Haha! But I kill some goons and confront you for a final battle, while Blaidd and his soldiers fight the goons below.
7 hours ago by AssassinRomedelete edit
  • Not to ruin... whatever it is you guys are doing, but you are spamming this blog post with uselessness. I think you guys should make some kind of story-writing forum for this instead. Or simply the IRC channel.
7 hours ago by Master Sima Yidelete edit
  • Don't worry Sima, someone's already documenting it. Alright people, cut it out now. Let it be known that me and my army won, that's it. No more after this, alright? XD
7 hours ago by War Clowndelete edit history
  • Dammit! That's the last time I get in a battle with a guy who can pull rank on you like that.
7 hours ago by 'R BlaiddDdraigdelete edit
  • He can't... :P
7 hours ago by Master Sima Yidelete edit
  • I still won though. XD
7 hours ago by War Clowndelete edit
  • Jesus Christ, man! Who should I choose? I'll join the Asylum! And I'll bring Sgt.Mullins, Boomer and Etrius!
3 hours ago by Commisar1945delete edit
  • What the hell are you doing, man?
2 hours ago by Master Sima Yi

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