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"Wake me when you need me!"
―The one and only badass, John-117.
Greetings everyone, I'm TheSt0ryTeller but you can call me what you like as long as they have something to do with my username, here are some examples:
James (Real Name)
Bed Time Story
If you need any help don't hesitate to ask! If I cannot help you, speak to one of the people listed on the list of Respected People down below. If I don't respond, check the IRC Chat because I'm on there alot. If you just want to ask a question about who I am or about the normal Assassin's Creed series, I'm always free :)
Thanks for reading, enjoy yourself, and have a great day! ツ
Date of Birth
Moe, Victoria, Australia
Television, Gaming, Web Page Designs, Music and Drawing
"James Teller, you sir, are an awesome friend."
―Nostalgia AC saying what everybody is thinking. JK (not)[src]
"L-I-N-K? MORE LIKE L-I-N-GAY!"
―Smosh - Legend of Zelda
I like many kinds of music... List of bands below and favorite songs :)
Our Lady Peace- One Man Army
Nickleback- Just to get High
Breaking Benjamin- Blow me away
Dream Theatre- 6:00
Weird Al- You're Pitiful
Woodkid - Iron
Seether- Fake it
Instruments I play:
Q- Where are you from?
Q- How did it come to you editing here?
A- Well, I've always been a fan of the AC Series ever since playing as Altaïr in AC1. From there, I followed the story of Ezio to Brotherhood but I always wanted to see Altaïr make a grand return, which is one of the reasons why I am looking forward to AC: R, but anyway, after seeing all those Teaser trailers, I decided that I wanted to see other people's views on these teasers, from there I found the IRC. I started editing and enjoyed it, I then came across the Initiative and strived to achieve 100 edits (Back when I started, it was not 250, thank god, if that was the case, I wouldn't of kept editing). Once achieved I had made one mistake, but the warning was taken off, too harsh or something, no matter. I was interviewed, asked normal questions about the Basics of Editing, Community and Knowledge. I was interviewed by Former Direttore of the Istruttori, ThiefAC. I passed the Interview, I was actually quite nervous despite being online and that's how it came to me editing here. Cool story, huh? :D
Q-Were there dragons?
A- Good question, yes there were many fierce dragons and a short story about me riding on a ship and getting raided by pirates, if you're lucky, you might just hear it. ;)
Q- Do you stuff up?
A- Sometimes, yes. I do make mistakes but who doesn't?
Q- What's in the Sky?
A- A bird, a plane and Superman.
Q- Are you really a story teller or is that just your name? - Renegade1147
A- Actually, I am but not yet. When I become older not only do I want to become a teacher, but I'd also like to become an Author. I'm working on a story right now actually but it's on Fan Fiction. But in time you may see my name written on the cover of a book.
Q- You're starting to sound like Cello on your blogs, why?
A- Well, I just like to hype my readers. Get them excited, get them to feel the awesomeness, you get me? :P
Q- I need help!
A- Get on IRC and I'll assist.
Q- Will you join me and my conquest to take over this Wiki?
A- What? Do I know you? *whispers*Yes*whispers*
Got another question? Ask me on my talkpage and there may be an opportunity to view it on my Userpage, lovely... isn't it?
Most are in no particular order after the first few picks.
The Harry Potter Saga
The Hunger Games
Two and a Half Men
How I met your Mother
Malcom in the Middle (credits to BlaiddDdraig on that one)
That 70's Show
King of the Hill
Our Lady Peace
Escape The Fate
Protest the Hero
Gears of War
God of War
This list is a to-do list, tasks set by this user shall be put inside here so that he can keep track of everything that needs to be done.
Quest For The Chalice
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Ezio performing a leap of faith from a rooftop in Masyaf.
Ezio, Barto and the mercenaries getting into formation.
Barto tending to his men.
Blaidd's awesome Sentinel picture.
*Ba Dum Tss*
My AC: Brotherhood Boxart, please leave a vote at this site!
Review: It was a great game, I believe it really felt real. The use of historical accuracy was a bonus and it made me feel like I was actually inside the heart of Jerusalem and following the story of Altaïr. I felt like a true assassin performing stealthy assassinations and having to leap from tall towers and synchronize to track my targets. Overall, it's a great game and I'm proud to own it. Altaïr for the win! ^.^
Review: This game was a great installation to the series, although I personally favor the first one. They really took advantage of not only the Renaissance but also the magical wonders which they had to offer include the architecture and the style of clothing they wore. Living the life of the young assassin, Ezio Auditore was a great experience, to experience him during his climbs to the rank of an Assassin and his Quest for Vengeance. Once again, another great installment to the series.
Review: This game was not as good as last 2 but it was still good none the less. This game took Ezio into the heart of the wondrous city of Rome, the heart of Italian corruption. While there, Ezio faces many challenges including rescuing Caterina Sforza from the Castel and fighting Cesare Borgia on the castle walls. Overall good game but not as great as the last 2.
Review: This game trumps them all, although I may always have a soft spot for the first game I'd recommend buying it. An older and wiser Ezio Auditore embarks on a journey to Masyaf to discover the secrets left behind Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad, once he arrives, he finds out that Templars have overrun the fortress. After trying to fight against the Templars and was almost hung, Ezio discovers the door to the Library and learns that the keys were in Constantinople. So it was soon a race against time and in the end, Ezio and Altaïr's stories will be put to a close. This game utilizes new techniques such as the ability to craft your own bombs, explosive, distracting and/or covering, you name it, it's there. Allowing faster travel we have dey hookvlade, which will allow the player to take to the air on a zipline. Exciting? Is it not? Totally recommending that if you don't have this game already, kill yourself or buy it. (Unless you're a PC person.. don't kill yourself either. :/ )
I've played them all and passed them all, I will work on them later. :P
Days of Completions: 2 days in Campaign
Favorite Mission: The End Mission.
Review: The story of Halo: Reach is taken in a fairly different direction, though it's the same concept, bang bang! and kill the Covenant, they seem to have taken a darker more serious turn then the regular Halo series (and in my opinion a Halo 4 sounds stupid but I still look forward to playing it.) The ending was tragic and... no I mustn't say it, oh but I must, it almost bought a tear to my eye. The graphics were excellent and this game was an excellent installment to the series.
I have many favorite Characters but my top ten are from the most awesome at the start and least awesome but still awesome at the bottom.
This user disappears within smoke in such a way that could trick a ninja.
This user is awesome!
This user likes to sleep.
This user believes Ezio Auditore is one wise,
deadly, badass killer.
This user can hit a fly on the wall with a Throwing Knife.
This user is a loyal supporter of the Auditore family.
This user is a Hidden Blade adept. His/her keyboard was impaled twice while writing this.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Revelations for the 360.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for the 360.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II: Discovery for the DS.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the 360.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed Bloodlines for the PSP.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the 360.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles for the DS.
This user likesEarth
This user comes from Australia, home of the Kangaroo.
This user is a Virgo.
Sydney, Australia: Went there for 1 week, I stayed over with my cousin which helped me out alot but that's not the point. During my stay there, I visited such great sights such as the Harbor Bridge and the Opera house in all it's glory. I would show you a photo but they all have me and some people can't be trusted on here. (Not the point :P) I visited there, actually, funny story, I walked down to this park with my cousin and, you may not believe this (I couldn't believe my eyes either), we saw a bunch of kids climbing and jumping but out of the blue comes this guy wearing an Altaïr costume and joins in, they're scaling this equipment and one of the kids apparently played Brotherhood because they walked up to Altaïr and said "Ay! Wassa-matta with you Altaïr." XD Me and my cousin are just sitting there laughing our a**es off. May not be funny to some but it was funny to me and my cousin.
Melbourne, Australia: I returned there for the day but didn't go straight home, instead I met up with a friend in the city and casually went on my little brother's laptop while on trains and buses. Visited the MCG and watched a small movie, it was good to be back home when I've got so much more places to visit.
Geelong, Australia: On my first day I decided to meet up with some old friends and go with them to the Waterpark. It was pretty cool until one of them twisted his angle while running away from a bird, that's right, a BIRD. I had gotten settled in with my Aunty but on the drive there I had a crying child in the other car, annoying me as hell, I wanted to yell at the top of my lungs "SHUT UP!" but I didn't and I'm proud of that. That's the first day, I returned to my Aunty and got a call from my brother saying that the earliest he could get his bachelor party was in 2 days, 2. So, I have to return home tomorrow, completely ruined my trip in Geelong. I will have vengeance, somehow.
Melbourne, Australia: Another return home, I went to my brother's bachelor party which I, as a gentleman, will not disclose to you. XD I visited my Nan and Pop, while there, I had some laughs, visited my cousin ect...
Phillip Island: Got settled in at the Continental Hotel, it was fancy and I paid with my own cash, set me back ALOT. I played some Pool with friends, visited the Koala Park and saw some Penguins because after all, who doesn't like Penguins. I believe my friend tried tipping the table in his favor in Pool. I left on Thursday and arrived at a cousin's house at 12 at Night, well.... morning. :P Now I'm in Bacchus Marsh.
Bacchus Marsh, Australia: I visited the historic Avenue of Honor, while asking farmer's plenty of questions but my trip was cut short because apparently, farmers don't like you "checking out" their daughter, so I high-tailed it out of there, overall, it worked out well.
That's my journey, enjoy those tales brothers and sisters of the Wiki. Enjoy it.
Vatsa1708- The B'Crat, you got a question, ask this guy or the others :P Doesn't matter! This guy is an Admin and he's helping us keep this wikia alive after devoted time and editing!
Ace- My Apprentice, yeah, I know right? Anyway, good editor from what I've seen and hopefully a future staff member.
Assassin-Rayne-Great guy, talk to him! Good person to talk to, nice and a devoted editor aswell as Master :)
Sima- Former Master of Nesty... The B'Crat, you got a question, ask this guy or the others :P Doesn't matter! This guy is an Admin and he's helping us to keep this wikia alive after devoted time and editing!
Guard Dog- Istruttori Master and overall great gal, keep up the good work G.D.
Elchzard- After War Clown had left for absence, Elch was promoted to Istruttore. Good Editor, good guy and... nope, can't think of anything else. Just kidding.. (not) XD
!mmortal- Never actually talked to him but his edits are impressive and well done. Good job, keep it up.
Toppers- He bested me at insults, I give him this. XD
You want me to leave you a message everytime I get here? Hmm... Anyways... I came to check whether or not you had given me a separate entry on your page now I'm staff... NestyContact me! 16:01, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
...Still waiting for you to review our co-op assignment, TST XD. Just kidding mate, have a good one. Nostalgia ACLet's talk. 20:58, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
I check out your page (as well as Nesty and War's) from time to time. And you misspelled 'your' in the example :P. Stormbeast 21:04, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
Ohhh, Teller... I am sooo going to make you regret this idea xD Anyway, Storm, why check out our pages? My page has very little of interest... xD NestyContact me! 21:09, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
Just the names I could think of at the moment. Basically Apprentices and Admins, just to see the variety among users and get an idea of what to do for my page. Stormbeast 21:23, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
This entry is a distraction. -S- 21:25, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
Fulfilling a request for my friend TST. ~DarkFeather 06:10, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
How did I end up here, on your userpage? --JackWallsSupermen 03:36, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
Not sure why I'm not on this guestbook yet.... Fixing that now... Good to have you here, Teller! ~DarkFeather There will be blood -- just make sure it's the right person's. 05:09, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
Hello >:D and Darkfeather, number 8 I think that's you. Lucan07Talk 05:12, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
I suppose i should leave one here too mate :) Ezio-Talk to Me!! 23:47, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
Just passing by and thought I'd say hi..... So Hi ShrtFngrTalk 18:34, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
I suppose my wiki-perving on you had to be revealed sometime...I'll leave my signature here whenever I stop by. You've been warned...The Leaping Eagle 18:45, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
/puts on his best Grimlock impersonation. "Telly! Tellyyyyyyyyy! TELL KAINZOR A STORIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" --Kainzorus PrimeWalkie-talkie 00:48, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
Great page, I ripped the code off Storm ;P Just thought I'd let you know, the net thing you have at the bottom of the page points to a non-existent Message Wall; and a lot of your links from Halo Nation are broken ;) ~ GI AuditoreComms Channel 12:13, August 28, 2012 (UTC)
LOVE the Garrus Vakarian Assassin! Had to stop by to say that. GainesH (talk) 16:22, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
By the power vested in me as the leader of the DeceptiKains, I now give you the nickname of Telly Savalas. --Kainzorus PrimeWalkie-talkie 07:45, October 2, 2012 (UTC)
Hai Carlton ;3 I stalked you, just so you know. KrystalSiDD (talk) 09:06, October 26, 2012 (UTC)
Hey Teller. Since i got AC III i've been back on here. The Wiki seems kinda quiet... :o (Joe 2416Assassins!Wikians! 16:19, November 14, 2012 (UTC))
I stabbed The Leaping Eagle to death... Who's next? >:) THECRIMSONEAGLE 12:25, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
You beautiful motherfucker.Toppers (talk) 22:57, December 24, 2012 (UTC)
Tutorial 1: This Wiki and You- This guide presents a basic concept of editing and all around, most of what you need to know about the ACWiki. It shows you a variety of skills among other things, stuff that you need to Revamp or expand an article.
Tutorial 2: Templates and IRC in Depth - You need to know something of Templates, IRC and err... well that's all we talk about in this guide, we delve deeper into the realm of IRC and Templates. Providing more detail which is necessary.