SHAUN'S TASTING NOTES:
Are you having a laugh? Are you deliberately altering these sense memories so they all come up tasting vaguely of sturgeon and the dark tears of a recently-divorced ploughman? Did Rebecca put you up to this?
This can't be right. This was the apex of the London beer industry! Before Belgian conglomerates and lowest common denominator macrobrews! It can't actually be this dreadful, can it?