SHAUN'S TASTING NOTES:
Ah, the mild ale - brewing's equivalent of a beige carpet or a smooth jazz album.
Looking back at the log files, I'm quite certain I synchronized this particular sense memory, but I'll be buggered if I can remember anything about it. It's like an un-memory; a flavour that is defined only by its absence. It's almost poetic, in its way. Shame it's really only suitable for sale to children, or American supermarkets.