SHAUN'S TASTING NOTES:
Whoso pulleth this pint from this cask shall be rightwise king born of England. Which would be fortunate, as he could then immediately put the brewer of this travesty to death for crimes against the state. The ensuing crisis of succession, civil war, and mass outbreak of food poisoning would surely plunge us into a dystopian age to make a British comic book writer of the 1980s wet himself with glee. "Moult de couronnes, plus de vertus," indeed.
And no, I'm not going to translate that for you, you should bloody know what it means.