ACS DB ESmith Sons Pale Ale

Manufactured by E. Smith & Sons Ltd - Since 1855


This is not beer. This is formaldehyde in a stoneware jug. In a mortuary somewhere, there's a freshly-embalmed corpse with a lovely aroma of hops and fine lacing down the glass. And frankly, I'd rather put that in my mouth than this swill.

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